Yaad purani

Yun toh yaad purani nahi hoti

har kisi ko paana sab ki kismat nahi hoti
hum dil rakh aaye they unki kadamo main
 yeh jaante hue bhi ki unki nazre zamin par nahi hoti.........

Hum na hote to aapko gazal kaun kehta,
 apke chehre ko gulab kaun kehta,
Ye to karishma hai hum pyar karne walon ka warna
 pattharon ko Taj Mahal kaun kehta …

study for love hahaa

Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.

Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter.

Juda ...........

"Barish hue bheeg gaye hum"
"Barish hue bheeg gaye hum"
Fir kya,
"Rajnikanth ne phuk maari sukh gaye hum"!

Girl - ur name?
boy- black lion
G -r u joking?
B - no, it means kaalu singh.
and ur's
girl- Soft underwear
boy-r u joking?
girl-no it means komal chadda.

Santa-Bhaiya aaj somose acche nahi bane hai
Kal wale acche the
Samosa waala- kaya baat kar rahe ho?
ye smose kal wale to hai bhaiya....
:) :) :) :) :) :) 

Mai to chahta hu ki Govt. mere
 WhatsApp msgs ko pade
aur unko hamri Problem ka pata chale ki kese 
hum Girlfriend ko impress kese kate hai?
Dosto se rupye udhar lekar unko Dominos, 
Mac D, KFC, PVR le jate hai,
Bus se chale wale ladke Girlfriend ko Taxi me le jate hai, Kaya pata Govt. Love subsidiary jari kar de....
=P =P =P =P =P =P =P