Facebook - 3 Idiots Style: Rancho: *Smiling* Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho? Rancho: Bahot dino se Facebook me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai. Teacher: Zyaada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai... Tell me, what is a Post? Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is a Post, Sir. Teacher: Can you please elaborate? Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir... Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! Post hai Sir. Match dekha, score daal diya! Post hai Sir... Sir actually hum posts se ghire hue hai sir! Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak! Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment, ek second me like! Comment-Like... Comment-Like... Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge? Comment-Like... Comment-Like...? Haan Chatur, tum batao. Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating systems using internet on Facebook is called a Post... Teacher: Excellent! Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein... Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh orkut ya twitter ke pages pe account banao... :@ Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh... Teacher: Get out! Rancho: Why sir? Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye. Rancho goes out and comes back. Teacher: Kya hua? Rancho: Kuch bhool gaya tha sir. Teacher: Kya? Rancho: A utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e. pictures, messages or personal hackers or anyone else...
information for being stolen or used for
bad purpose by
Teacher: Arre, kehna kya
chaahte ho!?!?
Rancho: Logout sir! Logout
karna bhool
gaya tha.
Teacher: Toh seedha seedha
nahi bol
sakte the?!
Rancho: Thodi der pehle try
kiya tha sir,
Aapko pasand nahi aaya

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