you know friends

you know .......

The average 21 year old has spent 5,000 hours playing video games, sent 250,000 emails, instant messages, and text messages, and has spent 10,000 hours on a mobile phone alone.

       

Loving couple before Marriage:
Janu.. tum nahin to main nahin, main nahin to tum nahin,
The same couple after Marriage:
Maa kasam… Aaj tu nahin ya main nahin…

"ये हिन्दी"

School

School Mai Ek Boy and Girl ki dosti hui.
Kuchh din baad ladke ne Ladki ko call kiya
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Ladka :"Call recieve kyo nahi kiya ?
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Ladki :"Wo main
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Wo main
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Wo main
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Wo main
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Ladka :"Kya wo main,wo main lga
rha hai age bhi toh bol
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Ladki :"Wo main . . . Ringtone pe naach rhi thi tongue emoticon

Meri Galtiyo Ko Wo Maaf Kar Deti Hai,
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Bahut Gusse Me Hoti Hai To B Pyar Deti Hai,
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Hotho Pe Uske Hmesha Dua Hoti Hai,
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Aisi Sirf aur Sirf "MAA" Hoti Hai...

boys smrt

1 Aurat Ko Pari Ne 3 Vardaan Mangane Ko Kaha..

Par Ek Shart Rakhi K Usey Jo Bhi Milega,

Us K Pati Ko Uss Se 10 Guna Zyaada Milega..

Aurat Ne Pahli Wish Maangi
"Mujhe Duniya Ki Sab Se
Khubsurat Aurat Bana Do.."

Pari Ne Kaha Is Se Tumhara Pati
Tum Se B 10 Guna Jyada Khubsurat Ban Jayega.

Aurat Boli K Koi Baat Nai,
Me Hi Duniya Ki Sab Se Khubsurat Aurat Hu
Toh Mera Pati Aur Kisi Ko Nai Dekhega.."

Aurat Ne Dusri Wish Maangi
K Mujhe Duniya Ka Sab Se Ameer Insaan Bana Do

Pari Ne Kaha K Tumhate Pati Tum Se
10 Guna Ameer Ban Jayenge..

Aurat Boli" Jo Mera Hai
Wo Mere Pati Ka Hai Aur
Jo Unn Ka Hai Wo Mera.."
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Ab Aurat Ne Teesri Wish Maangi:
Mujhee Halka Sa Heart Attack De Do.
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Gals K Liye Joke Yahi Khatam Hota Hai..
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Boys Aage Padhe...
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Pati Ko Patni Se 10 Guna" Halka" Heart Attack Aaya..
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Moral:" Ladkiya Samajhti Hai K Wo Smart Hai..
But Reality Is Different.

Boys Thoko Like :)  like emoticon:) 

GIRL- My janu, My baby, Mera
Baccha, My sweetu, My golu..
kya tum mujhse
shadi
karoge? . Bol mela baby
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BOY- Arre kamini, propose kar
rahi hai ya goad le rahi hai?

Facebook - 3 Idiots Style: Rancho: *Smiling* Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho? Rancho: Bahot dino se Facebook me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai. Teacher: Zyaada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai... Tell me, what is a Post? Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is a Post, Sir. Teacher: Can you please elaborate? Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir... Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! Post hai Sir. Match dekha, score daal diya! Post hai Sir... Sir actually hum posts se ghire hue hai sir! Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak! Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment, ek second me like! Comment-Like... Comment-Like... Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge? Comment-Like... Comment-Like...? Haan Chatur, tum batao. Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating systems using internet on Facebook is called a Post... Teacher: Excellent! Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein... Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh orkut ya twitter ke pages pe account banao... :@ Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh... Teacher: Get out! Rancho: Why sir? Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye. Rancho goes out and comes back. Teacher: Kya hua? Rancho: Kuch bhool gaya tha sir. Teacher: Kya? Rancho: A utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e. pictures, messages or personal hackers or anyone else...
information for being stolen or used for
bad purpose by
Teacher: Arre, kehna kya
chaahte ho!?!?
Rancho: Logout sir! Logout
karna bhool
gaya tha.
Teacher: Toh seedha seedha
nahi bol
sakte the?!
Rancho: Thodi der pehle try
kiya tha sir,
Aapko pasand nahi aaya

Happy Teacher Day

one hand of help,
one word of sympathy,
one act of Humanity,
one smile of charity,
one message a day
can change someones
'Life and 'Mood'.
Good Morning

REECO BATHAM

माखन का कटोरा, मिश्री का थाल,
मिट्टी की खुशबू, बारिश की फुहार,
राधा की उम्मीदे, कृष्ण का प्यार,
मुबारक हों आपको, जन्माष्टमी का त्यौहार।